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1.
Exclamation of confusion or request for explanation.
Can be added to a sentence in place of swearing. Or can replace a whole sentence.
What the heck was that about? = Shme?
Wanna run that by me again? = Shme?
Say what? = Shme?
Huh? = Shme?
by Soul Smith December 16, 2006
 
2.
1. a sound made to express one's feelings of being unimpressed or upset

2. a reluctant acceptance of disappointment.
1. "hey sorry I can't make it tonight"
"shme"

2. "everyone agreed on seeing bad grampa, that cool?"
"shme"
by 711arreis November 11, 2013
 
3.
You only have the right to say shme when your dodgnig a fast object.
Grandpa throws a cane at you.....Shme! and duck out of the way.

Your broter shoots a stressbal at you at like 40 km.......shme! and get the fuck out of the way!
by Get In My Car I Got Candy January 20, 2009
 
4.
a word used to greet,show emotion,or express farwell
shme erik whats up -shme david whats up
by Mr.stump January 11, 2005
 
5.
a quicker way of saying 'Its Me'
Man: 'Hey everybody, its Shme!'
Crowd: 'No one cares.'
by blewwaffle September 22, 2010