Shmammered

To be belligerently drunk or hammered while also being higher than the sky itself to make for a great time.

I was so shmammered after all of that shit we did last night.

by Chunkymilk123 May 14, 2018

Shmammered

When you are not just hammered, but you can barely stand up and speak in complete sentences, then you are SHMAMMERED!

Did you see that guy at the German beer fest leaning against the tent pole all night? That dude was Shmammered!!

by Chicago60618guy March 12, 2022

Shmammered

So shit faced + hammered = shmammered

Last night I was so shmammered I fell down a fucked up my wet dream

by Sick_sick_1_sinner666 September 14, 2022

shmammered

The act of being so drunk you act like a fool and usually end up praying to the porcelain god, or sleeping naked in a bush in your nieghbors yard.

I wanna get really shmammered tonight!

by WordsofWisdom13 April 20, 2011