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Slutlery 

Utensils such as knives, forks, and spoons used by women having frequent casual sexual relations with different partners; indiscriminate in the choice of sexual partners.
Once Moitoyra picked up the cutlery off the table, the other onlookers refused to touch it, afterwards as it was then considered slutlery due to her promiscuous nature.

Moitoyra: "I'ma eat ma cheezeburga with ma cutlery becuz I'm proper like dat"
Daroizio: "No you nawt nigga biatch, you'ze gunna use yo slutlery"
Slutlery by CockBlocker January 18, 2006
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slutever 

The name of a cult sex blog written by a female squatter in London about her fucked-up life.
1. Have you read Slutever recently?

2. Nah.
slutever by Sweetie1234 December 9, 2009
An expression of overpowering disinterest in a topic of discussion and an equally overpowering desire for the conversation to end.
Idiot: Aren't my new faded pants that are just like everyone else's new faded pants just SOOO great?!
You: Shutever.
Shutever by Ian j. Matheson April 2, 2003

Slutever 

Used to express a lack of care or exasperation in context to promiscuous and/or sexually indiscriminate activities. Uses a prefix of "slut" instead of the formal "what".
Girl 1: I lost my sweater and dignity at that party last night
Girl 2: Slutever, it happens.

Boy 1: Yo I fucked her
Boy 2: Bro, most of us have
Boy 1: Shit ain't that grimy though?
Boy 2: Nah, slutever.
Slutever by johnny_hopkins October 3, 2011
a combination of the commonly used phrases shut-up and whatever. This word simply tells someone to shut-up while at the same time dismissing what they've said, hence the 'whatever'.
"I did not take the last cookie! Shutever Tony!"
A female butler that you bang.
The man was debating between getting a maid, a mistress, and a butler. He decided to get all of the above, in one package. He is now the proud patron of his very own slutler.
Slutler by PatronOfTheSlutler September 7, 2017
1) shut up + whatever = shutever
2) a cross between shut up and whatever
Bob: Sally, you're such a kiss ass.
Sally: Shutever! I'm just doing my job, unlike SOME people...
Bob: You shutever, biatch!
shutever by devine emo February 27, 2008