CockBlocker's definitions

Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos

"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"

by CockBlocker September 18, 2004

brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking the action of singing into a microphone that happens to be brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nightt Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in m'a head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker December 14, 2008

scavenger cunt

The act of desperately and/or furiously searching for a box before your opponents. A scavenger cunt is similar to the PG rated 'scavenger hunt', but the reward is strikingly different and highly inappropriate and certainly most unsanitary for younger participants. This game may be played in teams however this form of group participation awards all the players a piece of the same cunt.

Dwayne: Ahh mayn, that scavenger cunt last weekend was out of control, nigga!

Sisquo: Shit! Ahh think we weren’t the first ones to the scavenger cunt, it burns when ahh pee! But damn nigga, that was crazy!”

by CockBlocker September 15, 2006

Secret box

A term used when describing one's punani that is hidden or unknown to the general public and is unable to be located. This box may be hidden due to the presence of extensive pubic hair or due to an extreme form of genital fungus.

"I tried to hit up that box to get my freak on but it was hidden behind a jungle of pubes. It sure was a secret box!"

"Secret box, no secret box!"

by CockBlocker May 30, 2004

Pandora's Box

Pandora was a Greek woman with an extremely large box that was frequently opened by all of the townspeople, (even the women), (the women who liked boxes!). Sometimes Pandora would hold large picnics where she would offer her box to everyone. If they were lucky they would also receive ketchup.

Pandora was very generous with the use of her box, however some people refused because they thought it was dirty as it had been passed around a few too many times! It was quite the Pandora's Box!

Tyreece looked forward to meeting Pandora for a taste of her box.

by CockBlocker November 24, 2004

sandbox

Often a result from a long day at the beach, a sandbox results from an excessive amount of sand in the box. Other causes may be from mud restling or as a result of a hot new trend. In Europe, women often throw sand in their box in the case of a hot sexual encounter. One can often tell when a girl has a sandbox because when she walks it makes a crunching/grinding sound.

Germaine: "Last night ah tried to hit up that box, cept that it turned out to be a sandbox!"
Dellareese: "Awww shit nigga!"
Germaine: "Ahh don't want no sand in m'a tacos!"

by CockBlocker April 9, 2006

vandruff

Dandruff that is located around the pubis mondis. (Vaginal dandruff = vandruff). Not to be confused with crabs or crusty semen. Often found on prostitutes and ghetto hoes with poor vaginal hygiene.

Shanikwa: "Girl, you got crabs?"
Lefonda: "No, I got vandruff"

by CockBlocker January 17, 2005