To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
by CockBlocker September 12, 2006
To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
by CockBlocker February 02, 2006
To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking the action of singing into a microphone that happens to be brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
Tariq: "Last nightt Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in m'a head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
by CockBlocker January 26, 2007
Often a result from a long day at the beach, a sandbox results from an excessive amount of sand in the box. Other causes may be from mud restling or as a result of a hot new trend. In Europe, women often throw sand in their box in the case of a hot sexual encounter. One can often tell when a girl has a sandbox because when she walks it makes a crunching/grinding sound.
Germaine: "Last night ah tried to hit up that box, cept that it turned out to be a sandbox!"
Dellareese: "Awww shit nigga!"
Germaine: "Ahh don't want no sand in m'a tacos!"
Dellareese: "Awww shit nigga!"
Germaine: "Ahh don't want no sand in m'a tacos!"
by CockBlocker February 02, 2006
i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos
"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"
by CockBlocker September 19, 2004
A term used when describing one's punani that is hidden or unknown to the general public and is unable to be located. This box may be hidden due to the presence of extensive pubic hair or due to an extreme form of genital fungus.
"I tried to hit up that box to get my freak on but it was hidden behind a jungle of pubes. It sure was a secret box!"
"Secret box, no secret box!"
"Secret box, no secret box!"
by CockBlocker May 30, 2004
When exotic dancers open their legs for you to throw your coins into their poon as tips. Often, as a funny/mean trick, one might coat the coins with an exciting new STD, preferably aids to add to the ho's collection. In some countries they hold Punani Cointoss Olympics.
After a long night of working at the club, Shanikwa felt a burning sensation coming from her poon. "Ah damn nigga, I must have caught an STD from that wild game of Punani Cointoss!... It was worth it...Nigga"
by CockBlocker November 22, 2004