shlong

a funny word for which oneself would use instead of saying dick or wang or penis, usually large and sloppy. it usually is just hangin out and looking shloppy

Lookin' like a fool with your shlong on the ground!

by wtfareyoulookinat April 28, 2010

shlong

The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.

shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong

by Ezra Peters November 21, 2007

Shlong

reference to sonmeone who has a big penis

Damn Jim has got a big Shlong

by Jason 1228 January 21, 2010

shlong

one of the many nicknames for one's penis

my shlong aint so long.

by jackolyn marie July 22, 2008

shlong

A huge dick , penis, rod

Adel has a fucking small shlong.

by Jose Garcia gonzalarz Jimmy October 8, 2008

Shlong

A floppy penis.

"Too man dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song"

by TheDudeofRude April 16, 2009

shlong

A penis of gargantuan size; in both length and width.

While in the changeroom, Yahye said "Holy shit Nasser, you have a big shlong ".

by rotflol360 November 22, 2008