shlong

the thing that turd doesnt have

by mahad johnson March 4, 2003

Shlong

What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.

I had one NICE ride on that shlong.

by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010

Shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Aka: Sarah T

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

by Sarah's shlong September 9, 2017

Shlong

A cocktail made of shloer grape juice and long island iced tea. Ideally served with the waiter's balls immersed at the top of the glass, to add a salty kick.

I'm so hungover today. I went overboard on the shlongs last night!

by RandyRhoads84 June 2, 2020

Shlong

When something is both short and long.

That dachshund soo cute, he's shlong. (Short and long)

by Aikaa desu December 8, 2021

Shlong

A mullett, the hillbilly haircut. SHort in the front LONG in the back. Similar to a "soccer rocker" or Billy Ray Cyrus in the 90s.

"Holy crap mang did you see the Shlong Blake Shelton had a few years ago? Major mullett bruh!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles April 16, 2020

Shlong

Slang Term 4 Large Penis

Johnny Slapped Me In The face With His Humungous Shlong!

by Jay-Fro June 25, 2006