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2 definitions by anstsabvrhsn

 
1.
What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.
I had one NICE ride on that shlong.
by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010
 
2.
A term related to the sperm ejaculated from a mans penile area. Not to be taken as a compliment when yelled at you by three black people. Unless you are stupid and the owner of a stanky twanky.
Hey Ashley, skeet skeet!
Thank you, Thank you.
That's not a compliment you waste of sperm and egg.
by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010