slizzered 

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”

slizzered by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

shlammered 

The state of drunkeness at which you can no longer pronounce hammered.

Dude you don't look so good.

Yeah I'm pretty shlammered thanks to that everclear.

shlammered by ACandDC July 14, 2007

Slizzered 

The state of being really drunk, but not quite yet fubar

I can't believe how slizzered I got last night, you should have seen it!

Slizzered by Serra November 10, 2003

Shlastered 

Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)

In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.

Shlastered by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009

Slozzered 

To become drunk or intoxicated with alcohol.

"I'm going to get absolutely slozzered tonight!"

"Mate, you were slozzered last night!"

"Oh my god I'm so slozzered I can't even stand up!"

Slozzered by Bam Sutler. August 31, 2011

shlackered 

Shlackered means beyond drunk or high to any degree: a fantastic combination of both!

Tim: are you drunk or high?
Bob: Both man. i’m Shlackered.

shlackered by connorspothouse February 18, 2020

slizzered 

extremely drunk; a slang term of common use in the Southeast (Atlanta)

"Leave you like a lizard when I'm slizzered or sober" - OutKast

slizzered by Anonymous March 11, 2003