shluf 

Yiddish for to sleep or nap

Oy, I need a shluf! I'm exhausted!

shluf by heebdweeb February 4, 2009

sam shlafstein 

Long lost twin of Perez Hilton only films his tik toks from one angle big Greta Stan if you are drying your love or resemblance of someone, you might be Sam shlafstein

“Oh yeah preet? I don’t even think about him anymore” that’s what a Sam shlafstein would say

sam shlafstein by Tittypoop346 May 11, 2020

shpauf 

often used by buddies instead of the word sex

Bro, im going to shpauf that brawd next week

shpauf by Chris Cordeiro February 8, 2008

shluffy

Sleep.

"It's late. Time for shluffy!"

shluffy by Oh Tired One March 28, 2009

Shluff Like A Champ 

The need, nay, the biological requirement, to take a lengthy nap, more so than any other type of resting period.

It may also be phrased as "straight shluffin'."

Dude, I could shluff like a CHAMP right now. You know what? I'm gonna.

Yo man, are you awake?
Nah, I'm straight shluffin'.

Shluff Like A Champ by Colonel Shluff Sanders May 9, 2011

shluffy

tired

I'm shluffy. Time for bed.

shluffy by Ray^2 May 18, 2011

Big Shaufa 

A rare breed of the human race that requires 18 hours of sleep, 2 cans of snuff, and a recliner/couch everyday. A Big Shaufa can sleep through almost anything including parties, nuclear bombs, and 2:30 classes. Sometimes Big Shaufas suffer from insomia at night, which they make up for by taking the next 2 days off from consciousness. The Big Shaufa recently broke the all-time sleeping record for a day, previously held by himself. Other forms include Shauf, Shaufaaa, Shaufnasty, Shaufdaddy. Can also be used as a verb; to Shauf, Shaufed, or Shaufing.

"Hey is the Big Shaufa awake yet?" "It's only 12:00 pm, are you serious.?

"Yo man you wanna go out tonight?" "Nah man I think I'm just gonna Shauf tonight."

"Where were you?" "Just Shaufing around town."

Big Shaufa by Dan Marino won 0 Super Bowls April 11, 2009