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To casually walk into a room unnanounced or unexpected. verb. to shluf
Johnny shluffed into his parents' room while they were engaging in coitus
shluf by Ryncock April 25, 2006
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to unexpectadly or uninvitingly walk into a room v. to shluf
Johnny shlufed into his sister's room while she was pleasuring herself with a dildo
shluf by Ryncock15 April 29, 2006
Shlube is a game in which two competitors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.
Hey Kovs, care to Shlube?
Shlube by Kovs13 August 17, 2011

Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.
Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.
Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014
A swear for someone who is a hoe and a bitch at the same time
“Shut up Anna, you’re just a shlift”
Or
“You bloody shlift”
Shlift by Lil Trans December 17, 2018

sam shlafstein 

Long lost twin of Perez Hilton only films his tik toks from one angle big Greta Stan if you are drying your love or resemblance of someone, you might be Sam shlafstein
“Oh yeah preet? I don’t even think about him anymore” that’s what a Sam shlafstein would say
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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