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Shlarf (shu-larf)

v.

1). To consume with ones mouth and incorporated with massive amounts of saliva.
Originated in Southern Oregon in the early 1990's, the word 'shlarf' was used in such fashion...

Man, I'd like her to shlarf my dode.

Come on baby, would you please shlarf my pink spoke hole?
by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010

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