Shiz: A mixture of shit and jizz
Ill rather eat bull SHIZ instead of doing this exam.
by killerzofall April 06, 2010
another word for shit.
shiz, man i got grounded for a whole year.
by Phil Kong December 03, 2007
something great or wonderful
That movie was the shiz! It was the best movie ive seen in 2 years!
by Patrick Martin September 07, 2003
Verb. To simultaneously shit and jizz oneself, usually in response to a situation eliciting both fear and excitement (or arousal).
The thought of fucking his pet hedgehog was so exciting, he shizzed his pants.
by RichieBollocks February 19, 2009
a word used to replace the swearword "shit" in an awkward situation in which one shouldn't swear.

aka... babysitting, Christmas dinner, fancy party, classroom situations
....SHIZ!
by tangerinesea October 31, 2010
the powdery stuff at the bottom of cereal bags, bags of chips, and bags of corn nuts.
Gosh danggit, why do i always get the shiz in my cereal bowl?
by Pete Paulos April 06, 2003
To be in such a stage of fright that one experiences a bowel movement and ejaculation.
Joe was so terrified and surprised when Charles jumped out and scared him he shizzed.
by C4PO July 08, 2010
A combination of the word "Shit" and the word "Jizz."

First used by homosexual men to describe their excrement after sexual intercourse.

Related words: shiznet, shizzle, shizzy
Holy shiz! I've never seen a chick that fugly!
by NugleShugle January 10, 2010

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