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ShittyFuck 

When you are having sex and your girlfriend shits on your dick
Last night me and my hoe had a shittyfuck it sucked
ShittyFuck by PortedData December 18, 2017

Shirtdicking 

Walking around wearing a shirt only with an erection that's visible from the underside of the shirt.
I showed up at his house for dinner and he was shirtdicking .

erection wood shirtless hard
Shirtdicking by Hudway May 13, 2018

shitdickery 

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole
Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.
shitdickery by J. Infantine July 31, 2008

shitdickness 

the essence of a shitdick
You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.
shitdickness by jumbo921 March 7, 2010

Shitdickonmytits 

Can describe something of complete awesomness.

Can Also be a feeling when experiencing something amazing.
Phil: Jerry just threw a unicorn at the sky and it rained pizza!
Bob: HOLY SHITDICKONMYTITS!!!

Jerry: I just threw that unicorn into the sky and i jusst want to shitdickonmytits!!
Shitdickonmytits by Jeffery Ralnbows December 26, 2010

shitty dick 

When a guy fucks a chick or a dude in the ass and his dick is covered in shit as a result.
1. After John fucked Jake in the ass he had a shitty dick.
2. After Trevor pounded Chrissy's pooper, Chrissy sucked Trevor's shitty dick clean.
3. Damn, I love me some shitty dick!
4. How much do you charge to suck my shitty dick so it has no more shit on it?
5. How can one man have such a shitty dick?
6. You are a shitty dick muther fucker!
shitty dick by Buck Bronko December 28, 2005