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Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.
Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.
shitcum by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018

ShittyFuck 

When you are having sex and your girlfriend shits on your dick
Last night me and my hoe had a shittyfuck it sucked
ShittyFuck by PortedData December 18, 2017

shittycorg 

A term used to describe a specific breed of dog, the Welsh corgi, whose excessive barking, copious shedding and general obstinacy cannot be denied.
Fido proved he was a shittycorg when he peed on our neighbor's rug.
shittycorg by Sir Wellington Harvey December 27, 2011

shitcumstances 

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.
1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.
shitcumstances by Snowday February 4, 2009

Shittrumpet 

Gingers who date you and turn out to be gay after the worlds most awkward date.
"Dude, my ex turned out to be a total Shittrumpet."
"It's ok he wore those hideous pants anyway."
Shittrumpet by Milk carton December 2, 2014

Shittybutt 

When a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass they become a Shittybutt. Its common for Shittybutts to not shower as well.
Chris- "Do you ever wipe your ass Justin."
Justin- "No."
Chris- "You Shittybutt piece of dick."
Justin- "At least I showered this week."
Shittybutt by Mekanaught February 21, 2011