Shitty fingers 

When it is late at night, and you can't call out to anyone, or no one is home and you take a dump and there is hardly any toliet paper left, and you try to use the last little bit and you get shit all over your fingers.

Guy: Man got no toliet paper left!
Guy: Man, got shitty fingers.

Shitty fingers by Durek October 10, 2006

shitty fingers 

The result of the process of removing a condom after having anal intercourse with a female, or if you're into it, a male, partner.

Dave got shitty fingers after fucking some chick up the ass in St. Louis.

shitty fingers by The One who calls Himself I Am, Jr. February 12, 2006

shitty fingers 

this is what someone who fingers their own arsehole has.

jonny get ur shitty fingers away from me you fucking 12 year old shagger

shitty fingers by ciarab June 8, 2005

Shitty fingers 

Shit fingers

Brandon always has shitty fingers

Shitty fingers by Jamal taint January 4, 2021

Smitty Fingers 

Sweaty, dirty fingers, inferring that the persons hands are unclean and sticky.

Example 1:
Bella: Get you're smitty fingers off me!
George: :(

Example 2:
Gary: Nom CHOCOLATE!
Bill: *slaps hand away* keep you're smitty fingers away from my easter egg!

Smitty Fingers by NomNomPotashMcBobbinson June 7, 2011