Shittrumpet 

Gingers who date you and turn out to be gay after the worlds most awkward date.

"Dude, my ex turned out to be a total Shittrumpet."
"It's ok he wore those hideous pants anyway."

Shittrumpet by Milk carton December 2, 2014

shittum 

person of any race that committs a crime

these goddam shittums are runnin wild tonight.

shittum by anthony May 20, 2005

Shittum 

A collection of minutia; i.e. problems, objects, the proverbial and ubiquitous "shit".

I can't make it today, I have far too much shittum on my plate." Or, "What is with all this shittum? I'm not cleaning this up!

Shittum by No153 September 18, 2010

Shitium 

Shitium is the product of all matter after it degrades to a point where its of no use to anyone anymoar.

After burning all my coal up, all i was left with was shitium.

Shitium by Kyosuke January 19, 2009

Shittrumpet 

The act of ruining someone's day epically; raining on someone's parade,

John: That guy is such a shittrumpet!

Sue: Ugh, I KNOW. He always makes me feel like crap!

Shittrumpet by R.N.S August 4, 2010

Shittum tree 

A phrase to use in place of the word SHIT (especially when you are in a kid friendly environment)

“Holy shittum tree it’s a MOTHERFUCKING rat!”

Shittum tree by Yagayaga November 10, 2019

Shittimg myself 

Crushing on someone named Christina

Oh my god, I'm shittimg myself

Shittimg myself by Notfroggie January 2, 2022