shitticism
shitticism by oldblorange June 21, 2011
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Shiticism
1: Can you listen to this song and give me constructive criticism about how I could make it better, etc.?
2: Okay, *listens to song*.
1: So, what do you think?
2: It's shit. (this criticism offers no advice, therefore is not constructive, and is therefore shiticism).
2: Okay, *listens to song*.
1: So, what do you think?
2: It's shit. (this criticism offers no advice, therefore is not constructive, and is therefore shiticism).
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shitticism • Shiticism • Constructive Shiticism • Shirtivism • Shititism • Shitnigism • shitticus • shittisima • shittyism • Skipticism
Shititism
1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.
Constructive Shiticism
When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.
Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!
Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.
Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.
Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.
Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.
Constructive Shiticism by daverdiculous January 26, 2014
sotticism
A sotticism is a statement that denotes lack of judgement and wit. It possibly originates from the French word "sottise" which means incongruent, stupid, trifle idea or action.
Saying that ones religion is the only true one is a sotticism that only a one-eyed, one-minded, one-sided and one lame of a leg person can possibly sustain.
sotticism by MikeSoussan March 18, 2008
shittisima
Guy1:'that stuff broke the instant I tried to use it!!!'
Guy2:'well no wonder it's probably made by shittisima'
Guy2:'well no wonder it's probably made by shittisima'
shittisima by Merdissisime July 5, 2011
shittyism
The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.
Shittyism is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shittyism may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.
Shittyism is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shittyism may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
Ex. 1: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."
"I didn't know you had taken shittyism 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"
Ex. 2: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Ex. 3: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"
"I didn't know you had taken shittyism 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"
Ex. 2: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Ex. 3: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"