Shitsuation 

Any adverse event that happens involving poop.

Jane was trying to unclog the toilet with the plunger and a splash of poopy water splattered on her face and she exclaimed," we have got a shitsuation on our hands".

Shitsuation by Shitsuation February 16, 2020

Shitsturbation 

A simultaneous performance of shitting and masturbating, often done in public restrooms.

Kayla: Wow, I heard some really weird noises when I was using the restroom. Sounded like someone was really enjoying their dump...
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.

Shitsturbation by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011

shitstation

1) place where many people can shit at once

2) a gas station bathroom

1) The toilets at some restaurants are shitstations because the food makes us go shit like crazy!

or

My college has about 15 private toliets in the dorm shitstation.

2) Passenger: "Man after that microwave burrito, you gotta stop at a shitstation."

Driver: "Where, there are no gas stations over here?"

Passenger: "Just pull over then. Give me the map quick!"

Driver: "Oh shit man, there is a shitstation."

Passenger: "Too late..."

shitstation by RAGMAN August 28, 2008

shitsational

When something is so shitty, it becomes sensational.

The misting feature that my cracked windshield offers when driving in the rain is shitsational.

shitsational by Sargentap August 19, 2009

shitstation

1) place where many people can shit at once

2) a gas station bathroom

1) The toilets at some restaurants are shitstations because the food makes us go shit like crazy!

or

My college has about 15 private toliets in the dorm shitstation.

2) Passenger: "Man after that microwave burrito, you gotta stop at a shitstation."

Driver: "Where, there are no gas stations over here?"

Passenger: "Just pull over then. Give me the map quick!"

Driver: "Oh shit man, there is a shitstation."

Passenger: "Too late..."

shitstation by Ragman July 28, 2008

shitebration 

(verb)
A combination of shit and celebration.

1: A self celebration one has on a toilet while defecating after an extremely large satisfying meal. Usually occurs after a large order of fast food. (ie chicken wings).

2: A shit that feels so good it demands instant celebration, or is a celebration in itself.

Examples:
1: After the intense wing eating competition was over, I proceeded to the bathroom and held a shitebration.

2: He walked to the bathroom, boombox in hand, prepared for a shitebration after the long successful dinner.

3: His face showed shear delightment after returning from the bathroom, clearly he just had a shitebration.

shitebration by Armestam September 10, 2011

Shitsuation 

Simple. A Shitty Situation.

"My girlfriend called, she saw me with you."
"That's quite the shitsuation you've got going there."

Shitsuation by S313xo1 November 7, 2009