shitspeak 

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

shitspeak by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

shitsplash 

the back rim of the toilet underneath the toilet seat. Often shit splashes back there and sticks, especially during diarrhea dumps. Many people will not even bother to wipe the shitsplash off after blasting out a diarrhea shit - to the disgust and dismay of the next person that needs to use it. This word is derived from the term "backsplash" - the wall in the kitchen between the counter and the bottom of the cabinets where prepared food will often splash against during preparation. However - in this case - its shit splashing against it.

Joe took a dump in the public bathroom in the mall - it was a huge diarrhea explosion - when his ass exploded shit splattered all over the back wall of the toilet- also known as the shitsplash after he dumped, he flushed the toilet and shit residue was still there. rather than wipe it off he left it there to the dismay of the next person that used the toilet.

shitsplash by cozzdogg1 May 28, 2012

shitspresso 

1. Diarrhea

2. A hot, dark stream of fecal matter, ejected under high pressure, usually causing severe discomfort for the afflicted individual.

Terrance: Can I offer you some coffee, or a pastry?

Phillip: No, thanks. I have shitspresso.

shitspresso by Zoiks El Presidente November 13, 2010

shitsplash 

While you are taking a shit and when the turd hits the water and the water touches your asshole.

Ahhhhhhh! i just got a shitsplash from the toilet water touching my ass!

shitsplash by shitsplashmyass February 21, 2010

Shit Spray 

When you pull down your trousers and boxers and do a huge bare ass fart or your mates face and spray his face jus a little with poo. Usually played as a prank wen the victim is asleep or restrained.

Its kinda like a shart but in someone's face.

The spray is usually Due to the fact that you've had the shits (diarrhoea) prior to the fart.

Guy1: 'Oh dude you just shit sprayed in jimmy's face!'

Guy2: Yer... my bad. I was pissing like a girl out my ass earlier. Probli should of thought about the consequences beforehand ey??

2 Hours later.

*Jimmy wakes*
Jimmy: 'My god, someone needs a fresh pair of boxers.'

Shit Spray by duttyboy February 10, 2010

Shitspaz 

A Contraction of the words Shit and Spaz.
Meaning a total, retarded, spazzy shit.

Person 1: La la la la laaa. WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!Giggle giggle giggle. Bing bong bing bong BIIING. I am Crazeeeeey!

Person 2: You utter shitspaz.

Shitspaz by The Somethings. April 24, 2009

Shit spray 

A term motorcyclists use to refer to the mist of dirty water that gets kicked up by cars during or immediately following a rain storm.

Man it was scary, I couldn't see out of my face shield because I was covered in some seriously nasty shit spray!

Shit spray by illusivenick August 19, 2009