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shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"
Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.
shitnotist by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014
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shitoozle 

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.
1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!
A slang-term unique to Montreal referring to sweet, pure cocaine.
Yo! Call up the Ne-Yo, we gonna hit that shtootz tonight. Ya dig?!

SHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOTZ!!!!!

Fuck! That shit is the shtootz! DAMN!
shtootz by street_slanger(baKed) February 12, 2010
The result of eating a burrito from Chipotle and allowing it to incubate in your stomach for a good 2-4 hours. Typically, the dispatching of your Shitpotle requires a toilet plunger and half a roll of toilet paper.
Matt: Dude, I had the best carnitas burrito last night.
Nick: Wow, did you have some serious shitpotle afterwards?
Matt: Yeah, it took me half an hour to unclog the toilet.
Shitpotle by burritos-123 October 18, 2010

shitooze 

shit + ooze = shitooze

Synonymous to bullshit.

Pronounced "shih-tooz"
I've had enough of your shitooze.
shitooze by the definition circuit January 8, 2008

shitiotic 

a build up for a insult to add impact.

a bad plan

the combination of the words shit and idiotic

a step up from idiotic
im not doing it twice, that would just be shitiotic.

go fuck yourself you, shitiotic fucktard!
whoever came up with this plan is just shitiotic.
That is the most shitiotic thing i have ever herd.
shitiotic by lousethymaster June 30, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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