Shitmixed 

When someone or something has a really spectacular crash resulting in them and whatever they were riding on being thrown around in a cement mixer'esque fashion.

Often with comical results

Man that bloke got absolutely shitmixed when he stacked his Windsurfer.

I was bricking along then i hit a rock and got absolutely shitmixed!

Shitmixed by Maverick6888 June 28, 2009

Shitmixed 

(Commonly exclaimed in a French accent)

1. When one is fucked over in a card game

2.When one is drunk to the point of no return

Person 1: Oh no, it seems I have to draw 4
Person 2: HA, get shitmixed, bitch!

Shitmixed by MoobsSlowbin6969 January 17, 2021

shiomiteeing

(verb) the act of shitting, vomitting, and peeing at the same time as a direct result of being drunk the night before.

Holy hell, I can hear Tara shiomiteeing in her bathroom!

shiomiteeing by Elllss March 9, 2011

Shitmixed 

To get incoherently drunk, often for a celebration or after a big event of some sort. This way of drinking usually ends up with a blackout.

- "Hey mate, what are your plans after the final exam ?"
- "Oh, I'm getting shitmixed like there's no tomorrow."

Shitmixed by Canadian party man February 27, 2017

Shatomited 

When something is so disgusting/funny/horrible that you both shit and vomit at the same time. (Usually while sitting in your chair or at your computer desk)

Jesus that is so horrible I just shatomited all over myself.

Holy crap, I just laughed so hard I shatomited all over my clothes.

Jesus, I sneezed so hard I just shatomited all over my room.

Shatomited by Eshin242 June 15, 2011

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

Shitometer by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

Shitomitartea 

Shit Vomit Fart Diarrhoea

dang i did a Shitomitartea

Shitomitartea by wowidkanymore April 27, 2020