Shitfoot

When the toilet is clogged and you plunge it down using your foot.

The origin of Shitfoot is when Aria Nafeces brought his shit stained shoe into class and smeared satanic rituals/ naruto jutsus all over the floor. He was soon taken out of the class to wash his shoe in the bathroom, which took copious amounts of times, and the poor chair was taken to maintenance.

Since the fateful shitfoot day of September 4th 2018, it is said that if you plunge your shit clogged toilet three times and say "Shitfoot No Jutsu", you will summon Shitfoot himself to your bathroom. He will then smear shit all over you.

"Have you heard of that Aditya kid? He's pretty stinky. He must have shitfoot."

"Yeah man, that shit stinks like clogged toilets, shitfoot indeed."

Shitfoot by IzanagiPicaro September 5, 2018

Shitfoot

When your feline friend has recently concluded utilizing their sandbox abode and one or more limbs has acquired fecal matter.

Babe the Runt(Feline) is walking around the living room with “Shitfoot” again!

Shitfoot by Irvdagod September 19, 2019

shit food 

Anything which is bought in a 24 hour store after 2a.m. to aid an all night study session.

Student1: I'm so screwed for this exam 2 moro.
Student2(driver):it'll be grand lets go to dunnes.
Student1(gullible):ok!!(with enthusiasm)

They go and buy shit food.
The end.

shit food by Evelyn the magnificent! April 23, 2008

Shitflood 

A flood of feces, usually occuring from a clogged toilet

I took a shit earlier and went back to the bathroom to take another. When I stepped inside I discovered that my toilet got clogged and a massive shitflood has engulfed my bathroom in excrement.

Shitflood by He who shits exorbitantly August 30, 2010

shitfoot

A spectator sport - Shitfoot is a game played after stepping in a shit. 2 or more players required. Step 1) Accidentally tread in a random shit. Step 2) Loudly voice your disgust to raise attention levels of witnesses Step 3) Start deciding who, out of the laughing witnesses, will be your target. Step 4) Raise the offending shitfoot and chase your target in a hopping/running style while they freak out. Step 5) Clean and sterilize the unfortunate foot so it is ready for your next game of Shitfoot

I really enjoyed that game of Shitfoot yesterday!
The dog has instigated yet another game of shitfoot!
Shitfoot - a game the whole family can play!
Alissa and I love a good game of shitfoot!

shitfoot by Random J April 9, 2011

Shithoodled 

The act of being ridiculously drunk to the point where you get crazy eyes and you're doing and saying some of the most absurd things imaginable.

"Yo dude, you were so shithoodled last night that you did lines off of a hooker's ass then brought that 14 year old back to your room saying that all you wanted to do was 'sexual things'."

Shithoodled by finestblackchina May 21, 2010

shitgood

definition of a film, song, book or play that is so bad that it actually becomes really entertaining

"dude, i just had to watch crank again, its so shitgood"

"hey baby, i know you hate action movies, but commando is so shitgood you can't help but like it"

shitgood by MRTOBES September 24, 2009