One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.
by almighty jed April 9, 2006
Hey dude what did you do this weekend?
I got so shitface-sted and this party.
Damn wish you woulda called me to come.
I got so shitface-sted and this party.
Damn wish you woulda called me to come.
by Brittney O'Hara February 6, 2008
Person one: I hate you.
Person 2: Well I hate you to, you shitfaced wonder!
Bob: That woman over there is a shitfaced wonder!
Nathan: Let's hope she doesn't try to kiss us.
Person 2: Well I hate you to, you shitfaced wonder!
Bob: That woman over there is a shitfaced wonder!
Nathan: Let's hope she doesn't try to kiss us.
by Naruzumaki September 3, 2005
to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.
holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.
by Billbo T. Baggins February 18, 2011
Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.
Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.
Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.
by The Last Mohican May 13, 2008
Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?
by Ben Kenobi May 30, 2005
The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 11, 2006