shitewait
When you're sitting on the toilet waiting for that last piece of shite to drop off the hairs of your arse
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shitewank
1. A general expletive. Thought to be more satisfying than saying either shite or wank seperately.
2. Male masturbation that leads to an anticlimax, i.e. no orgasm.
2. Male masturbation that leads to an anticlimax, i.e. no orgasm.
1. "Shitewank!" (Uttered after the game crashed without saving after forty minutes of play)
2. "I had a shitewank earlier"
2. "I had a shitewank earlier"
shitewank by gigacannon January 20, 2007
shiteweight
person 1: look at that guy, he's absolutely off his face!
person 2: yeah, he's only had a a J2O.
person 1: shiteweight.
person 2: yeah, he's only had a a J2O.
person 1: shiteweight.
shiteweight by JJZoom February 23, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026