6 definitions by ~swan

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A way of dying reserved for the only most irritating, annoying, pointless and infuriating of creatures.

The more annoying the person, the more terrible the death - a form of compensation, if you like.

And so, of course, Jar Jar Binks is the namesake here - he alone deserves to die more horribly, more slowly and painfully than anyone else.
That guy deserves a Jar Jar Death
by ~swan June 23, 2005

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A lengthy string of connected insults, for major n00b pwnage. Extra points for vivid imagery and new insult-blends.
You bacterial, alley-dwelling, tampon-smelling, sub-gayby, suited, booted and anally recruited crimple-clitted steaming shit-dripping cock-hungry mongoloid asspile
by ~swan June 22, 2005

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Insult for the inanimate, which it not even good enough to be equated with a whole shit - rather, the bday-era bumdregs washed from soiled cracks.
A: "What did you think of my book?"
B: "It was utter shitewash."
by ~swan June 22, 2005

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1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.

2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck
1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."

2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."
by ~swan July 20, 2005

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General offensive term - usually placed in a lengthy insult-string for a bit of variance.

First penned by fff aka maunderswan. And don't you forget it.
A: 'yoyoyo'
B: 'hush now, cockshank'
by ~swan June 22, 2005

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A honourary title given to the ugliest girl in school. In particular areas, there may only be one roadkill per two or even three schools.

If any possible contenders rise up through the ranks from primary school, a fight to the death should be initiated. The winner gets to be continually mocked and jeered for mother nature's cruel joke vis-a-vis their face.

When she leaves school, her real name (if it can be remembered) can be used again, and a new roadkill instated in her place, with possible capes and crowns - but, to be honest, most people CBA and just want to get down to the jeering.
'Hey roadkill, here's some money, please get a tramp to knife your face in - it's not quite plactic surgery, but it'll make things a hell of a lot better.'
by ~swan June 26, 2005

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