1.Utterly fucked, completely buggered, totally cunted. Gone arse over tit.
2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.
2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.
"Argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg's shited, which fucking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the High Street?"
"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."
"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."
"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."
"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."
by Oft Disgruntled March 2, 2006
Originally a Scottish & Irish word, now used in Wales, England and even all former British colonies in place of "shit" but only when suitable, it does not always replace shit in any context. Many non-Scots and non-Irish have started using it in the incorrect context making it sound contrived and plain fucking stuping
Correct:
When watching BBC propaganda "What an utter load of shite!"
When attempting to watch Australian TV "Now that was fucking shite, never again"
When served some below standard food "What's this shite?"
When checking out clothes your missus want you to buy "That's a shite shirt if ever I saw one"
Incorrect:
When warning trouble "You are going to get in shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb over shite here)
-When giving a compliment "This coke is good shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb instead of shite here)
When watching BBC propaganda "What an utter load of shite!"
When attempting to watch Australian TV "Now that was fucking shite, never again"
When served some below standard food "What's this shite?"
When checking out clothes your missus want you to buy "That's a shite shirt if ever I saw one"
Incorrect:
When warning trouble "You are going to get in shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb over shite here)
-When giving a compliment "This coke is good shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb instead of shite here)
by Dingus McFlaggan August 4, 2015
'karen looks like five kinds of shite today'
by britbabe August 19, 2004
by william the wallace February 24, 2006
An apt descriptive term for Liverpool FC and their "supporters" from various scandinavian countries. See Red Shite and scum
"We could stop global warming by banning The Shite fans from flying to home games"
"I see The Shite are whinging again cos they failed to win the league despite spending loads of money. Again."
"I see The Shite are whinging again cos they failed to win the league despite spending loads of money. Again."
by NewtronBomb September 18, 2008
The act of droping a shit
pushing a load, growing a tail, taking the browns to the superbowl, droping the cosby kids off at the pool, droping a deuce
pushing a load, growing a tail, taking the browns to the superbowl, droping the cosby kids off at the pool, droping a deuce
by DpPg September 30, 2008