What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".
Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.
Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks
Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks
by JPhilleh June 30, 2010
A noun used towards a male friend who has gotten human stools on his glands penis due to engaging in anal sex.
by Conundrum of Philosophy March 1, 2021
by The Squid March 20, 2003
Having a woman put feces on a mans penis, then lubricate his penis with the feces, and engage sexual intercourse.
by TacoPuss33 May 10, 2014
WHEN A GIRL GETS DRUNK AND GETS FUCKED BY TWO GUYS IN A ROW AND ONE OF THEM ACCIDENTLY STICKS IT IN THE WRONG HOLE. HE FEELS SOMETHING SQUISHY AND PULLS IT OUT YELLING "THE BITCH SHIT ON MY DICK..." THE OTHER GUY POINTS AND SAYS HA HA SHITDICK.
THE HOMIE GOT HIS NAME BY STICKING IT IN THE WRONG WHOLE, SO WHEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR THAT FOOL, WE ASK, WHERES SHITDICK??
by FELONY211 March 8, 2010
An expression used when you see something really insane, or when feeling something incredibly intense.
by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, July 30, 2010
the foul smelling breath that occurs after a male or female has been fucked in the anus and then proceeds to suck on the same penis.
by DannyProvidence February 22, 2008