john shitcock

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.

I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs May 30, 2007

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John Shitcock

Signing your name on some ones back using, your penis as a pen and feces as ink.

After I was done bangin her ass I wrote my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs May 29, 2007

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[Alfred Shitcock]

When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.

OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?

Or:
Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.

Or:
You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.

by Hitchcock fan 83 January 13, 2009

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dribbling shitcock

A shitcock that has feces dribbling off of it.

-see shitcock

STFU dribbling shitcock!

by hallik September 29, 2003

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Shitcock Syndrome

This syndrome is rare and can only happen when you are railing your side bitches stinkie. This can also be known as aggressive anal, or just anal. And next thing you know your inserted white shlong comes out chocolate covered (shit or for you nerds feces). Know you have a shit cock, but wheres the syndrome. Every time you look at your shlong you see the horrific shit that was clinging to your shlong. And You will never be able to do anal again.

Jerry sticks his shlong into wife's anal hole (stinkie)
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed

Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome

by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020

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