Top Definition
When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.
OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?

Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.

You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.
by Hitchcock fan 83 January 13, 2009
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