4 definitions by Cochieman 456
by Cochieman 456 November 28, 2020
The term used by your asshole boss, when you fuck up once. Once the term is you flip him off and continue your work until you are forced to leave.
Tom is working on a potato display.
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives
Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave
Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday
Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.
Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives
Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave
Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday
Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.
Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad
by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020
This syndrome is rare and can only happen when you are railing your side bitches stinkie. This can also be known as aggressive anal, or just anal. And next thing you know your inserted white shlong comes out chocolate covered (shit or for you nerds feces). Know you have a shit cock, but wheres the syndrome. Every time you look at your shlong you see the horrific shit that was clinging to your shlong. And You will never be able to do anal again.
Jerry sticks his shlong into wife's anal hole (stinkie)
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed
Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed
Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome
by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020
When you are railing your rib, cleopatra, bottom bitch, and wife of 14 years. And you slip into the wrong hole. This is called a derailment, and doesn't matter what hole.
Jim: fuck this feels good
Susan: oooooohhh ya harder harder
Jim: (slips into wrong hole)
Susan: ooooaaaahhhhhhhh
Jim: sorry babe I derailed
Susan: ok, next time I dont cause a derailment into me
Susan: oooooohhh ya harder harder
Jim: (slips into wrong hole)
Susan: ooooaaaahhhhhhhh
Jim: sorry babe I derailed
Susan: ok, next time I dont cause a derailment into me
by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020