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surface shitcicles 

When you own a dog and must clean up the poop in the winter but forget to and it snows burying the poop, then you can only clean up the recently deposited ones visible on top of the snow.
I have to pick up the Surface Shitcicles in the backyard, I have to wait for the snow to melt to get the rest.
surface shitcicles by ZEROor60 September 22, 2016
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shitcicle 

Frozen dog crap that dogs can't resist and will munch on.
When walking my dog Nikki this morning she came across a particular scrumptious shitcicle and scarfed it down before I could say, NO!!!!.
shitcicle by raeghos January 23, 2011

shiticles 

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.
"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."
shiticles by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

Shitcicle 

During gay sex, a man pulls out only to find his penis covered in fecal matter.
When Todd noticed his shitcicle, he slapped Mark in the face with it and said, "Suck it off, bitch!"
Shitcicle by Coy Peterson June 11, 2005
When one defacates outside during the winter and the fecal matter freezes to their anus like an icicle.
I went out side an took a dump, but it froze to my ass as a shitsicle!
Shitsicle by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

Shitsickles 

If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid, it freezes and hangs off the hairs on on your ass. Thus making it look like icesickles.
Man I was drunk as fuck out at camp this weekend, I woke up and needed to take a shit. It was so cold outside that when I took a shit in the outhouse, my shit froze and I had shitsickles hanging off my ass like icesickles on a roof!
Shitsickles by G. Wizzard June 30, 2006
when you put frozen shit on a stick and dip it in fudge then give it to an unexpecting victim.
Dude: Hey baby! Want a fudgesicle?

Girl: Sure.. Mmmm this is good.....What the fuck?? This tastes like shit!!! This is SHIT!!!!! You Bastard

Dude: Yea, don't call me any more. Get the fuck out!!!
shitsicle by chadsicle January 28, 2005