shitbright 

shitbright, n. : a nonsensical idea that is nevertheless effective, esp. the most effective option available

Damn Forrest, that was some serious shitbright there!

shitbright by hazzard65 November 24, 2014

shitbird

A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness.

Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.

shitbird by Marechal March 11, 2003

ShitBit 

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

ShitBit by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Shitbird

A completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation.

Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything.

Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.

Sailor: "I just got assigned to swab the fucking launchdeck... The goddamn shitbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it."

Shitbird by AnusIacocca July 21, 2011

shitbits 

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

shitbits by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

Captian Shitbird 

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.

Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.

Captian Shitbird by RRP crew August 13, 2010

shitbird

A military term used to describe an unsat Marine/Soldier/Airman/Sailor.

That fucking SHITBIRD, Corporal Doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!

shitbird by BillR June 8, 2003