Shitbaton

Shitbaton

Shit-Ba-Ton: A really huge amount of something. This could be such a big amount that it's as much as a shitload and a ton combined.

Can be abbreviated to "sbt"

Person1: Did you see the game chat last night?
Person2: Yeah, that was a shitbaton of spam!

Shitbaton by Light027 September 23, 2012

Cryptic Shitbags 

When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.

This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.

They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.

These people are Cryptic Shitbags.

Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.

Cryptic Shitbags by Little Brown Bear November 24, 2011

shitbits 

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

shitbits by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

Shitbass

Shitbass is a genre of music and a music-related subculture which started in Evansville, Indiana with the release of Happy Fascist Italians' "New Rococo Scat Party" in early 2010.

Influenced heavily by speedbass and breakcore, Shitbass songs usually time out around the 1:30 mark and revolve around distorted bassdrums, chopped breaks, and heavy sampling of other musical works and records, often using comedic juxtaposition. As such, the genre is incredibly freeform and constantly changing.

As of 2011, the genre maintains a limited following, is mostly local to Evansville, Indiana, and is exemplified by "musicians" such as Happy Fascist Italians, Volun Woostion, Camel Boy, Morgan Freeman's Junk, Mr. Inedible, and Cassius Cobblebottom.

Shitbass is released through the "Network 24" collective/label; local to Evansville, IN.

I went to that underground shitbass party in Newburgh last night, but got scared off by all the ghetto-ass ravers drinking pabst blue ribbon.

Shitbass by dankassraveboy January 23, 2011

Shitbatical 

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.

Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.

Shitbatical by WarChef March 8, 2010

shitbattical 

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.

''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.

shitbattical by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017

shitbate 

When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.

Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate

shitbate by young n high February 27, 2010