shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011

Sir ShitsAlot

Someone, usually a guy, who has dirrhea. Especially after Taco Bell.

Where's sir shitsalot at?

tim?

Yeah.

at taco bell again.

Sir ShitsAlot by awesomeman134679 December 28, 2010

shitsleeve 

asswipe, shithead, shitbum, asshole, dickhead, ect.

Can you believe that shitsleeve sold his car for Motley Crue tickets?

shitsleeve by Shane Arnold May 13, 2005

shitsale cowboy 

n. A person who wanders flea markets, yard sales or other junk sales in boots, jeans or overalls, and the required cowboy hat. "vintage" (worn out) rock or country tour t-shirts are common. Unkempt, hairy appearance is a must. This person may smell of beer and cigarettes. He or she will never buy anything but may offer a ridiculously low bid on an item just to appear to have money.

I can smell that shitsale cowboy from 50 feet, and he'll probably offer me $5 for this tool box too.

shitsale cowboy by bigdealer May 21, 2009

Shitslegiggleharious 

The dumbest person in your friend group

Shut up Shitslegiggleharious

Shitslegiggleharious by Visual48 December 12, 2022

Shitsleep 

The immensely pleasurable act of taking a large shit and proceeding to go to bed directly after. The expanded anal sphincter, aka asshole, when combined with the normal force or the pushing up of the bed, provides a very sensual and pleasurable experience.

James Woods: I'm gonna shitsleep tonight.
Peter Griffin : What did ya have Mexican for lunch?

Shitsleep by Alduin_Jot December 13, 2012

shitwhale 

1. A whale covered in shit.
2. A fat ass bitch at the slut who eats donuts all day and has a gunt touching the floor.

The shitwhale grabbed another donut at work today.

shitwhale by Smelly Bastard December 9, 2004