Shit my life
Shit my life by Littleeleanor March 6, 2016
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Life is shit!
Life is shit! by Yetita January 26, 2017
shit of your life
the biggest/largest shit of your life, one piece , color is an exception( for all you vegetarians out there ) measured in turrecks, ( 1 turreck is the equivalent of 1.36 kilograms) shit has to be of biblical proportions and take longer than 35 minutes to deliver.
Chris:
dude..i just had shit as big as a bus
Lee:dude your only 4feet tall and you had a shit that big, it must've been the shit of your life!!
dude..i just had shit as big as a bus
Lee:dude your only 4feet tall and you had a shit that big, it must've been the shit of your life!!
shit of your life by Screechmaster J May 22, 2008
Life Affirming Shit
Life Affirming Shit (LAS)
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.
The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.
When your colon gives an extra 20%
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.
The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.
When your colon gives an extra 20%
AM. Whats up BP. You goode?
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!
BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.
AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!
BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.
AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
Life Affirming Shit by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 22, 2016
The shit stain on the underwear of life
The shit stain on the underwear of life by blu3hat February 27, 2011
Real Life Shit
RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.
John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."
Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."
John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."
Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."
John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."
Real Life Shit by Cbear69 January 12, 2009
Shit Life
Two words one might utter to explain that the situation they are in or how shitty their life is. Usually used in a jokingly matter to bring laughs in to someone's despair.
Mark: Man, my girlfriend dumped me last night cause I forgot it was her dogs birthday
Adam:That sucks man
Reggie: shit life!
Adam: haha yeah shit life
Adam:That sucks man
Reggie: shit life!
Adam: haha yeah shit life