A sub-sub-genre of heavy metal that contains various metal bands that suck complete and total ass.
Circumstances beyond the control of those capable of rational thought have given these shit-metal bands popularity amongst the sheep and devolved beings throughout the earth.
Circumstances beyond the control of those capable of rational thought have given these shit-metal bands popularity amongst the sheep and devolved beings throughout the earth.
Dude #1: Hey, what the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an antelope shitting on a tin can...
Dude #2: Oh, this is the new Metallica album, St. Anger. Metallica went with a shit-metal sound this record, I guess...
Dude #2: Oh, this is the new Metallica album, St. Anger. Metallica went with a shit-metal sound this record, I guess...
by Dio in English May 10, 2008
The guy above me.
Guy Above Me : "I am a homosexual, and i lick my cat's pussy every night"
Everyone with decent taste in music : "Yes you do."
Shit Metal = Non-existent
Everyone with decent taste in music : "Yes you do."
Shit Metal = Non-existent
by iEatRapShitForBreakfast February 18, 2009
by metal sucks and is gay December 08, 2007
A term used when you're listening to heavy metal, and on the can at the same time, when you're bowel movements match the the rhythm tone of the song
by Dandal202 April 04, 2016
by King Glizzy April 04, 2021