shit stroll

A song that Against Me! will never play live, fucking bastards.

"Play shit stroll!"

"Why aren't you playing shit stroll?"

shit stroll by dbdbdbd January 8, 2009

Shit-scrollin(g) 

Definition A.) Scrolling on social media while taking a poop. Definition B.) Casually scrolling through social media to pass time in mundane situations

Ex 1) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day and before I wiped I seen that Brenda had a baby.

Ex 2) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day in the doctor's office and seen that Brenda had a baby.

Shit-scrollin(g) by Probably_Tweakin October 10, 2021

Shit Scrolling 

Scrolling through social media during a bowel movement.

My legs fell asleep while shit scrolling too long.

Shit Scrolling by RRRL October 19, 2020

Shitscrolling 

Scrolling through content on social media while pooping with the intent of making it easier to poop because you envision yourself pooping on the faces that appear in the cheerful selfies and/or art, etc.

A: Jessica's instagram is so pathetic I can go shitscrolling thru her selfies every time i take a crap.

B: meh, Jessica isn't all that special in being pathetic. I shitscroll through everybody's photos.

Shitscrolling by suhogrozdje May 21, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016