shit stroll
shit stroll by dbdbdbd January 8, 2009
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Shit-scrollin(g)
Definition A.) Scrolling on social media while taking a poop. Definition B.) Casually scrolling through social media to pass time in mundane situations
Ex 1) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day and before I wiped I seen that Brenda had a baby.
Ex 2) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day in the doctor's office and seen that Brenda had a baby.
Ex 2) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day in the doctor's office and seen that Brenda had a baby.
Shit-scrollin(g) by Probably_Tweakin October 10, 2021
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Shitscrolling
Scrolling through content on social media while pooping with the intent of making it easier to poop because you envision yourself pooping on the faces that appear in the cheerful selfies and/or art, etc.
A: Jessica's instagram is so pathetic I can go shitscrolling thru her selfies every time i take a crap.
B: meh, Jessica isn't all that special in being pathetic. I shitscroll through everybody's photos.
B: meh, Jessica isn't all that special in being pathetic. I shitscroll through everybody's photos.
Shitscrolling by suhogrozdje May 21, 2019
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)