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Shit-scrollin(g) 

Definition A.) Scrolling on social media while taking a poop. Definition B.) Casually scrolling through social media to pass time in mundane situations
Ex 1) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day and before I wiped I seen that Brenda had a baby.

Ex 2) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day in the doctor's office and seen that Brenda had a baby.

Shit Scrolling 

My legs fell asleep while shit scrolling too long.
Shit Scrolling by RRRL October 19, 2020

Shitscrolling 

Scrolling through content on social media while pooping with the intent of making it easier to poop because you envision yourself pooping on the faces that appear in the cheerful selfies and/or art, etc.
A: Jessica's instagram is so pathetic I can go shitscrolling thru her selfies every time i take a crap.

B: meh, Jessica isn't all that special in being pathetic. I shitscroll through everybody's photos.
Shitscrolling by suhogrozdje May 21, 2019
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026