Shit-Shark

The act of giving someone fellatio, while submerged in a bath tub. Stipulations include, the giver wearing a snorkel, and the receiver defecating a floater so it bumps into the givers head, effectively acting as the shark.

Bill- "That was a great shit-shark! Hopefully we can do it again sometime?"
Sarah- "I don't think so, my head is bruising."

by Mr. French February 29, 2012

shit shark

a person employed to pump out and clean septic tanks or portable toilets

I can't believe Joe makes $22 an hour. He's a fuckin' shit shark.

Union job, dude.

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

Shit shark

What Olivia and claire are (you know who you are)

WHAT A FUCKING SHIT SHARK

by Thiccthanos420 April 25, 2020

Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks

The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end

Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?

Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!

Tito: It looks angry!

by Chin Nutz September 28, 2009

Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.

"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"

by 777geez June 23, 2019

shark-shit

how low can you go?
you cannot get any lower than shark-shit, because it's below sea level.

Your lower than shark-shit

by freddy2 January 30, 2008

shit out a shark

metaphor: To defecate any of numerous elongate mostly marine carnivorous fishes with heterocercal caudal fins and tough skin covered with small toothlike scales.

"hey mate, you'll be around to help me move on the weekend yeah?"

"Yeah i'm more likely to Shit Out A Shark, ya fuck knuckle"

by SharkFunk April 30, 2010