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an alternative way of politely asking someone to fuck off. it is more funny to use in conversation as not many people say it.
"mum can i have some money to pay for anal sex after school?" mum replies "shit off!"
by McSquigan May 06, 2007
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same as saying fuck off but better
You say it to someone if they're bein a berk
Rv - "Hello Charlie"
Kirst - "Shit off Charlie, you berk"
by i'm a cockney February 06, 2009
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To be angry at one another.
by Kitten Poo September 10, 2003
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A bit like fuckoff but milder. Suitable for children to use.
by David Edward Hall September 06, 2007
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a word used to offend people who point out grammatical spelling areas on graffiti on a bus window
it's supposed to have an apostrophe in it

SHIT OFF
by bill the troll November 24, 2004
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Shit off originates from the ancient tribal island of Poon, where small creatures known as Poons, spoke in the forgotten language of Poonish. These creatures were very harsh little creatures, and the most common word or phrase they said was "Shit off", meaning to fuck off, in a nicer way.
Shit off you poon
Shit off ya ragamuff
I don't want you here, so Shit off.
by King Poon June 06, 2004
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Shit-off:
-the grammatically correct "spelling" for the erroneous "shit off"

-a more intense expression than "bugger-off"

-a more tame expression than "fuck-off"
If you film me I will kill you. Shit-off
-Nick Frost
by Samui Kitsune December 02, 2007
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