Shit Mister 

A person who secretly sprays a light mist of diluted liquid shit on surfaces where human contact is inevitable, such as doorknobs, water tank levers, someone's keyboard or mouse, the car door handle, the faucet in a bathroom...

Shit mist recipe:
* 10 parts water (distilled, if possible, but toilet water will work)
* 1 part fresh (and very soft) human feces (there's something more satisfying when you know it is your own)
* 1 small, concealable spray device (a perfume atomizer is very handy)

Combined and shake well...you are now a shit mister (well, once you take your first squirt)

Late last night, I sprayed the doorknobs at work, and became, a Shit Mister.

Shit Mister by The original (shit mister) January 4, 2008

shitmester 

(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.

Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."

shitmester by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014

Shitmeister 

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.

Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?

Shitmeister by casdebom April 30, 2010

shitmeister 

Someone who is constantly in the crapper taking a monster shit.

"Where is John"
"That shitmeister is in the crapper again taking a gigantic dump."

shitmeister by Lauroland April 13, 2006

shitminster 

This is a slang name for a town in Canada, right on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Aka, Lloydminster. The lloydminsterians claim the name of shitminster as it is a place where people come to let dreams die. Anyone who lives here usually believes that the world revolves around them. Most raised here end up homeless junkies or hookers. Mall full of stores no one likes and old people drinking coffee. Misogynistic rig pig boys fill the parking lots Catcalling underage girls with the rev of their lifted trucks. Bigger the truck smaller the "____". Either the pot holes or punks will damage your car, so don't go here as the fastest speed limit in town is 60km/hr. The hospital has one doctor and they will misdiagnose your broken elbow for a sprained knee after a 8 hour wait while the girl you went to high school with gives you the side eye cus she's the nurse. They still have some of the original architecture downtown too, just don't go into the Capri or you'll get stabbed. You'll meet some of the best people on bannock ave and the most conceited people in the cookie cutter house neighborhoods where poorly built houses are filled with delusional pricks that think they got the best house but now are poor cause they have to pay a mortgage for the next 25+years. Great place to half ass raise your kids if you're an alcoholic. Anything I missed feel free to add.

"I'm from Shitminster." Or "Shitminster is a shit town".

shitminster by Homeskillet6951 October 23, 2023

Shitminster 

This is a slang name for a town in Canada, right on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Aka, Lloydminster. The lloydminsterians claim the name of shitminster as it is a place where people come to let dreams die. Anyone who lives here usually believes that the world revolves around them. Most raised here end up homeless junkies or hookers. Mall full of stores no one likes and old people drinking coffee. Misogynistic rig pig boys fill the parking lots Catcalling underage girls with the rev of their lifted trucks. Bigger the truck smaller the "____". Either the pot holes or punks will damage your car, so don't go here as the fastest speed limit in town is 60km/hr. The hospital has one doctor and they will misdiagnose your broken elbow for a sprained knee after a 8 hour wait while the girl you went to high school with gives you the side eye cus she's the nurse. They still have some of the original architecture downtown too, just don't go into the Capri or you'll get stabbed. You'll meet some of the best people on bannock ave and the most conceited people in the cookie cutter house neighborhoods where poorly built houses are filled with delusional pricks that think they got the best house but now are poor cause they have to pay a mortgage for the next 25+years. Great place to half ass raise your kids if you're an alcoholic. Anything I missed feel free to add.

"I was raised in Shitminster" "Shitminster is a shit city"

Shitminster by Homeskillet6951 October 23, 2023