dip shit line 

The slang country name for Digital Subscriber Line. DSL is the worst Internet Service there is. The Real name of it should be Dip Shit Line.

Out in the country your internet will usually be very slow and very bad Dip Shit Line that will drop off multiple times a day from usually only one ISP internet monopoly.

dip shit line by VengaFan May 1, 2020

get your shit in line 

A directive used to tell someone to straighten out their life. The sentence can also be modified to state that the speaker has solved their problems and/or chaos no longer dominates their life, i.e.: "I got my shit in line." The statement is an evolution of the phrase "ducks in a row."

I heard you got so wasted at Anthony's party that you came to on your ex's lawn 7 miles away two days later. Fuck! You'd better get your shit in line before you catch another case.

get your shit in line by Theretheir April 20, 2017

A Line of Shit 

(noun) A vague platitude with no meaning or purpose behind it. An attempt to save face, get last word, or placate. A verbal attempt to avoid confrontation. A cop-out answer.

Person A: I guess I'll just pray for you.

Person B: Don't give me a line of shit.

A Line of Shit by rhastings88 November 20, 2019

shitline 

Another name for Hitline, a channel on the Muzak business music service. Hitline plays only the shittiest top 40 pop and hip hop music they can find, hence the name Shitline. Quick, think of the shittiest song you know. That song probably plays on Shitline 400 times a day.

Shitline is supposed to play in some places, I'm sure, but most places it's heard is because one of the teenage girls on staff slinked back and changed the music from FM One or Hot FM while the manager was out. Just think about it, no self-respecting adult would willingly force their customers to listen to Nicki Minaj making god-only-knows-what-noises-those-are or Justin Bieber doing whatever he does at ear-piercing volumes through that heavily-distorting 50-year-old set of ceiling speakers. Maybe they would at Gitmo, but not at Denny's.

Karen's enjoyment of her high-quality meal at Applebee's was disturbed because Shitline was loudly blaring from the ceiling speakers.

shitline by Booger Queen Dairy King January 27, 2021

shitline 

basically the linux command line

wow, it's like there are much better ways to access servers than shitline

shitline by windowsuser April 26, 2019

shitliner 

describes an airplane or watercraft that you one doesn't think is safe or suitable

"Man this thing is a real shitliner. I hope we don't crash."

shitliner by kyohaku October 2, 2008

Honda shitline 

A underappreciated Truck that everyone talks trash about because it not really not a truck it's just a weird ass four wheeler that has a built in beer cooler in the truck bed and drives smoother than your Toyota Prius

Look at Jerry in his Honda shitline you know he's gotta have at least 12 cases in the trunk

Honda shitline by Jefg8r April 17, 2022