shit hunger

The weirdest possible state of confusion in people. It's when you're really hungry, but at the same time you really need to take a shit.

While Jon was taking a massive shit, all he could think about was devouring a twinkie. He realized he had shit hunger.

shit hunger by iunderstandurfrustration November 27, 2011

Hunger shit 

when you're so hungry, it feels like you need to shit

when you run out of food during quarantine, you can experience multiple hunger shits

Hunger shit by c u m m a n April 21, 2020

shit hugger 

Someone who holds onto past successes (usually very old successes) and uses them to define his self worth.

*Two guys over hear Tom bragging about how he slept with a really hot girl 8 years ago*

Guy 1: ''Man, that's not the flex he thinks it is! It just shows he has nothing going on in his life and hasn't made any moves.''
Guy 2: ''You're right! I had no idea he was a shit hugger.''

shit hugger by PureProphet December 26, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016