Hit for a shit 

When an unwanted visitor enters your home and asks to use the bathroom.

I got hit for a shit, the builder knocked on the door and asked to use the toilet.

Hit for a shit by Adamvseve August 3, 2018

Go and take your face for a shit! 

To take one's face for a shit

*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

Go and take your face for a shit! by Abi-origionally coined by Gary March 30, 2009

Bake that shit for a minute! 

What Simplynailogical or Cristine with no H or Cristine the Science Queen says when she puts her finger in her mysterious alien pod of secrets. Shh! This is holosexually confidential. 😜

Bake that shit for a minute!

Bake that shit for a minute! by Simplyfailogical March 17, 2020

Take your head for a shit 

When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.

People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.

Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.

Chris: Hello John.

John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!

Take your head for a shit by The Galavanters June 20, 2009

I can’t shit for a week 

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

I can’t shit for a week by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Take your face for a shit 

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”

“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

Take your face for a shit by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023

Take your head for a shit 

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude

Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit

Take your head for a shit by Just me, not him July 21, 2023