Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".
BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"
by DJ Silly Hat March 4, 2008
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a pretty self explanitary and bizarre word i heard on david firth's fat-pie.com this guy is a genius
by rob April 26, 2005
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A metal flap installed at the bottom of the bowl of a chemical or pit toilet, which blocks out unwanted odors. The flap is hinged and sprung in such a way as to only open when a certain amount of weight is applied to it.

A common accessory for this device is the stoker - a small stick which is used to manually operate the flap, should it for some reason fail to open.
"I say, Thomas, would you be so kind as to pass over a stoker, I have produced a rather large stool which has become lodged in the shit flap".
by Eliott Remington IV March 3, 2006
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Someone who will not stop talking bullshit and lies.
When he drinks he talks non stop bullship so i think he is a shit flap.
by alehandro camerez March 10, 2008
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The buttonned up flap of fabric on the rear of old fashioned red long john's
I had to go so bad, I barely had time to unbutton my shit flap and get outta the tent!
by Long Jim September 30, 2005
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arse hole with over defined lips ( ie andrew pickles aka c.u.n.t)
shut it shit flaps
by andy pickles October 18, 2008
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A derogatory term used when someone finds themselves in an unfortunate situation. Often paired with the words Holy and Fucking.
Dave: look what happened when i dipped my cock in sulphuric acid.

Bob: HOLY FUCKING SHIT FLAPS!
by Gerbert_Miller January 12, 2009
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