Shit Bagel
Shit Bagel by Karnell D August 17, 2012
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Shit-eating Badger Fucker
1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.
But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.
This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.
A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.
2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.
Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.
3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).
But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.
This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.
A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.
2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.
Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.
3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).
You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.
You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!
You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!
Shit-eating Badger Fucker by Badger Protection Officer July 31, 2009
bagel shit
when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.
man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.
bagel shit by ur bother June 14, 2010
Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit!
Used when telling someone you obviously dont give a shit.
Used to make a slightly rude comment, sound slightly humeruos.
-RayWilliam Johnson
Used to make a slightly rude comment, sound slightly humeruos.
-RayWilliam Johnson
Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit! by kylekct September 13, 2011
Shitbaggery
Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'
1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.
2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'
1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.
2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"
2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."
2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."
Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006
Shitbadger
Shitbadger by T Q February 20, 2017