Top Definition
when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.
man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.
by ur bother June 11, 2010

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