when shit hits the fan

"Shit hitting the fan" is an expression used to describe a moment when things are getting out of control.

When shit hits the fan I'm out of here.

by Mini mojito July 13, 2014

shit happens when you party naked

Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.

Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!

by DaunteCulpepper August 19, 2008

When Shit Goes Down

1. When the unexpected bad happens.

2. The small probability of something going in the wrong way.

'N.B: the verb "goes" can be in any form up to the time tense when it's used. e.g: went, gone, go, (be) going, (has) been going, (will, must,..).etc'

- "Hello Mr. officer, what's your duty here?"
"Everything seems fine so far, I'm here just in case shit goes down"
- Cops are never around when shit goes down!
- "Take this gun buddy, just in case shit went down"
- "You never know son, because when shit goes down, it'll be too late"

by Mr porter tha elicist January 15, 2010

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 14, 2022

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 12, 2021

When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants

putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor

by statinguard December 3, 2022

It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.

Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.

by NickolesValenzuela March 24, 2022