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4. shit ticket
square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.
The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.
1. Shit Ticket
Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.
by its426 Oct 22, 2003 add a video
2. shit ticket
euphemism for toilet paper
Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.
by osbo Nov 4, 2002 add a video
3. Shit Ticket
a piece of toilet paper
"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"
by Luke Swiderski Oct 7, 2003 add a video
5. shit ticket
Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination
Shit ticket
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