Shit Rape Victim: "Well, I was sound asleep in bed, and I was awakened by the strong smell of feces. When I turned from my side there was a man standing over me, holding a piece of shit approximately 6 to 7 inches in length. He then told me to be quiet or he would hurt me severely, so I did as he said. He then tied me up, and began inserting the piece of shit in my vagina, my asshole and then in my mouth....until he became so excited that he came all over my face."
Sergeant Steamer: "Can you identify the piece of shit that violated you in the line up we've assembled?"
Shit Rape Victim: "I'll try my best, but it was dark in my room, and I didn't get a good look....maybe if I was able to smell them too, I could easily identify this perpetrator."