shit canned

To be fired from a job.

I worked for those fudgepackers for 10 years and they STILL shit-canned me!

by Academic Type January 24, 2005

Shit-canned

To get fired.

Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!

by Luckyfindz December 19, 2008

Shit-canned

A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired

1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!

2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident

by Girl-hockey-fan April 28, 2009

shit canned

a state of being completely wasted

I went out last night and got completely shit canned.

by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003

Shit can

The Ruler of Russia. I.e. Vladimir poo tin.

Bob: I heard Shit Can tried to poison the leader of the opposition.
Sergei: Yawn. Doubt it, comrade. You must've heard that on MSM or something. Truth is, I heard he actually a Nazi, and accidentally poisoned himself

by Wayner Wayne July 28, 2022

Shit-Canned

To get absorbinantly drunk, high, or a combination of both to the point where you are well-beyond "Shit-Faced"

"I've got a 2-4,and a Quarter-O, you wanna get Shit-Canned?"

by D-i-Z August 29, 2005

shit-canned

1.) To be terminated by an employer due to a "No call, No Show."
2.) To be fired for not showing up for your shift at work.

Dylan didn't feel like going to work at his Subway job one day when he woke up in the morning. He didn't call in sick or give his employer any notification about skipping work. Dylan got, "Shit-Canned," from Subway.

by Nuggyman420 March 30, 2009